AHat4Pat Automation · Québec

You bring the work. We make it disappear.

A small Québec studio that takes the jobs you keep pushing back — clips, captions, copy, follow-ups, whole front desks — and hands you back the finished thing. No noise. Just done.

Who it's for

Three doors. One house.

Everyone walks in for a different reason. Pick your door — the house is the same, the welcome changes.

DOOR I

Juniors4Pat

We sell you time

For people with too much to do. Small jobs delivered done-for-you, fast, at broken prices — no quotes, no meetings. You order, you receive.

  • Shorts & clips cut from your videos
  • Clean subtitling, both languages
  • Repurposing: 1 video → article + posts + newsletter
  • Writing, posts & captions, translation
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DOOR II

AHat4Pat · Freelancer

We make you money

For small businesses starting out. We don't cost you — we make you money. Systems that answer, book, follow up and ask for reviews while you're on the job.

  • A voice receptionist that never sleeps
  • Bookings, lead follow-up, client reviews
  • Email/SMS sequences, landing pages
  • The logo and brand you never got around to
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DOOR III Coming — waitlist

AHat4Pat · Company

Maximize profit, minimize cost

For serious SMBs. Full systems built inside your walls, your data staying home — and Pat at your table, direct.

  • Full systems, across departments
  • The Core — the locked room for your operations
  • Pat direct: strategy, done-with-you
Join the waitlist

Door I — Juniors4Pat

The small jobs, done properly.

Send the file, tell us what you want, go back to your life. We lead with five services — the rest bolts on with one click.

S·01

Shorts & clips

Your long video, cut down to the moments people actually watch. Vertical, ready to post.

Most requested
$40
S·02

Subtitling

Clean, synced captions, proofed by a human. FR · EN.

Fast turnaround
$70
S·03

Repurposing

One video goes in. An article, a run of posts and a newsletter come out. Our signature piece.

Signature
$100
S·04

Writing & posts

Copy, posts and captions that sound like you — not like a brochure.

In your voice
$45
S·05

Translation & adaptation

FR · EN · ES. Adapted, not just translated — the tone survives the trip.

FR · EN · ES
$45
Bolt-ons, on any job — click to add:
−50%FOUNDING · 50 Founding rates. The real founding special: 50% off for the first 50 clients, applied at checkout. Prices in USD. Prices are right here: add what you need.

Or take a package

Three ways to work together.

The ledger above is à la carte. These are pre-built — one price, one deadline, everything included. Book directly.

P·01

Single Cut

One video in, one video out. Cuts, pacing, hook, sound, captions. Ready to post without touching it again.

48 hours
$35
P·02

Content Week Max

One shoot. Ten clips. Three languages. Up to 60 minutes of raw footage in, ten short clips out — captioned EN · FR · ES, with post copy written for every one.

Most requested
$250
P·03

Content Engine

One shoot a month, a channel that never goes quiet. 12 clips, the captions, the translation, the copy and the delivery calendar — every month, without thinking about it.

Monthly
$300/mo

Prices in USD. Packages are booked and paid on Contra. The −50% founding rate applies to the à la carte ledger, not to packages.

Door II — Freelancer

Systems that work while you work.

“Give us your voice once — what comes back is more of you. Your style, every language, every hour, done for you.”

The front desk

Voice receptionist

Every call answered, every message taken, every booking offered — even Saturday night. Our own receptionist is the demo: ask to hear it.

The calendar

Auto-booking

Clients pick their slot, get the reminder, show up. You never touch the phone.

The chase

Lead & DM follow-up

The lead who writes at 10 p.m. gets an answer at 10:01. That's usually the whole difference between you and the next guy.

The reputation

Reviews & reputation

Every good job ends with a review request, at the right moment, without you thinking about it.

The thread

Email / SMS sequences

Welcome, win-back, seasonal reminder — written once, sent forever.

The storefront

Sites & landing pages

A page that loads fast, says one thing, and sells it.

The face

Logo & branding

Most small companies don't have one. We build you a real one — logo, colours, tone — so everything else looks like an established business.

Systems ship complete — install + guidance included. From $1,500 setup + $1,000/mo · bespoke by quote. Prices in USD.

Every system ships complete. Documentation, a setup guide, and a helper that walks you through installation. And Pat stays in the loop — he's the one who signs off on quality.

Door III — Company

For those who count in margins, not likes.

The language is simple: maximize profit, minimize cost. The Company tier is Door II amplified — with Pat himself in the room.

Machine 01

Full systems

Integrated workflows across the whole business — sales, service, operations — that talk to each other instead of piling up.

Machine 02

The Core

The locked room. New-generation tooling deployed inside your walls, on your terms — your data stays home, period.

Machine 03

Pat, direct

Done-with-you, not done-behind-you. Strategy, trade-offs, decisions — the rarest access in the house.

Door III opens soon. First on the list, first through the door.

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The human

The man under the hat.

Pat Lemieux is a filmmaker, musician and builder from Québec. He has spent his life finishing things — films, songs, systems — and that's exactly what he sells: finished things.

Every delivery from this house passes his ear and his eye before it leaves. No anonymous outsourcing, no factory. A studio. Made in Québec, with heart.

An honest word: we are in our founding season. No fake logos, no fake testimonials on this site — the wall of proof gets built one real result at a time, with our founding clients. That's why the first prices are the best you'll ever see.

The AHat4Pat studio — a dark recording room with a mixing console, monitors and studio speakers, lit by a single golden neon sign.
The studio · Québec

Get started

Four moves, and it's rolling.

Choose your door

A Juniors4Pat gig, a Freelancer system, or the Company waitlist. Not sure? Write us — we'll place you in thirty seconds.

Order

Simple, secure payment, founding rate locked in. No twelve-page contract.

Send your brief

The two-minute form: what, by when, in what tone. Then go back to your life.

We deliver

We come back with the finished thing, ready to use. That's it.

How to write your request: Tell us: what you want, by when, and in what tone. Optional — send ~15 minutes of video of you talking about your business so it sounds like you.